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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Those clothes are very becoming on you - Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
176 |
0 |
2 |
No children yet - Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no childr...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
170 |
0 |
3 |
How does a women hold her liquor? - How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
4 |
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? - Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?Yes, Intercourse....you go between periods ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
133 |
0 |
5 |
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her... - A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, "how much?" she replies, "$100 if I lay do...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
677 |
2.5 |
6 |
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when... - There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
153 |
0 |
7 |
One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided... - One day, a young cowboy and a cowgirl decided to get married.He was a man of the world and she was a...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
535 |
0 |
8 |
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor... - A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill."T...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
139 |
0 |
9 |
Man who goes to sleep with sex... - Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
173 |
0 |
10 |
How do you know you're leading a sad life? - How do you know you're leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
11 |
What is the definition of an overbite? - What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and come up with a mouth full of sh...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
124 |
0 |
12 |
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat? - How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your face and you can't hear the st...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
155 |
0 |
13 |
It has been determined that having sex before... - It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a marathon ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
14 |
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back... - A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night. Her paren...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
636 |
0 |
15 |
An old sailor goes to a brothel... - An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Thre...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
524 |
0 |
16 |
What is pink and moist and split in the middle? - What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
122 |
0 |
17 |
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room... - When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what's the first thing to hang out?The DO NOT DISTURB...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
143 |
0 |
18 |
Why is pubic hair curly? - Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
108 |
0 |
19 |
Why is sex like money in the bank? - Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent by Annette...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
103 |
0 |
20 |
There was a young girl called Anna... - There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
21 |
What is the Australian for foreplay? - What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
112 |
0 |
22 |
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? - What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
152 |
0 |
23 |
The right rhythm - On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie wentstraight to her grandparent'...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
204 |
0 |
24 |
Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire... - The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing herfull lips, she sank into the comfo...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
216 |
0 |
25 |
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass? - What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
158 |
0 |