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E-mail jokes - Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils
that
I'm ugly!
Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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0 - What do robots put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Yours tin-sincerely....Read the whole joke |
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208 |
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0 - What do vampires put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Best viscious....Read the whole joke |
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212 |
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0 - What do werewolves put at the bottom of their
e-mails?
Beast wishes....Read the whole joke |
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208 |
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5 |
0 - What should you do if you get lots of e-mails
saying,
'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?'
Check f...Read the whole joke |
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559 |
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6 |
0 - When do e-mails stop being in black
and
white?
When they are read....Read the whole joke |
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207 |
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7 |
0 - I tried to send an e-mail and broke my
computer.
How do you manage that?
I think it was when I t...Read the whole joke |
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178 |
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8 |
0 - I've
lost my dog!
Have you tried
putting a message on the Internet?
Don't be silly, my dog nev...Read the whole joke |
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538 |
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0 - Why was the hen banned from sending
e-mails?
She was always using fowl language....Read the whole joke |
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206 |
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10 |
0 - What did Hamlet say when he was
thinking of
sending a message?
To e or not to e, that is the qu...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
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Easter jokes - Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
He was
having a bad hare day!...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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12 |
0 - What would you get if you crossed a
skunk
with a type of Easter candy?
Smelly beans!...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
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0 - What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
story?
A cotton tale!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
new
tail?
To a re-tail store!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
actor?
Rabbit De Niro!...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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0 - Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
Oh,
yes. He's a rabbit fan!...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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0 - What's pink, has five toes, and is
carried
by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
your head?
An Easter bunnet!...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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0 - Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
Boy 1: "Ea...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What would you get if you crossed the Easter
Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter bask...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
trees?
The Easter Bunana!...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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0 - Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
your mouth?"
"Because it doesn't taste as good...Read the whole joke |
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606 |
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0 - Would
you like something from my Easter
basket?
"Sure!"
"Here. Have some plastic grass."...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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0 - "Why are you studying your Easter
candy?"
"I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate ...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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