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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Testing a new recruit - |Police Chief: As a recruit, you'll be faced with some difficult issues. What would you do if you ha...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
259 |
0 |
2 |
He's a drunk driver - |There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop opened the door, the d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
267 |
0 |
3 |
Stealing from a store - |This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the province of Quebec, Canada, in ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
326 |
0 |
4 |
Government is there - |At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
615 |
0 |
5 |
Some police quotes - |"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile.""If y...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
638 |
0 |
6 |
Where are you from? - |Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When the usher came ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
244 |
0 |
7 |
I have lost my father - |Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
279 |
0 |
8 |
New Miranda rights - |1. You have the right to remain motionless, or you may elect to run away from me.2. Should you deci...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
271 |
0 |
9 |
Holmes investigation - |Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they l...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
256 |
0 |
10 |
Caught for speeding - |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
351 |
0 |
11 |
Police officer's foods - |The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
282 |
0 |
12 |
Please describe him - |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
595 |
0 |
13 |
How to charge them - |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
309 |
0 |
14 |
You're back again? - |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
276 |
0 |
15 |
Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
298 |
0 |
16 |
Stuck under a bridge - |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
432 |
0 |
17 |
Pictures from police - |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
279 |
0 |
18 |
Stopping the hillbilly - |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
283 |
0 |
19 |
Explaining his claim - |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
262 |
0 |
20 |
Identify the problem - |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
21 |
Trust a fellow officer - |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
22 |
Blonde avoiding trees - |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
324 |
0 |
23 |
The animal's warning - |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
302 |
0 |
24 |
Obey the speed limit - |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
267 |
0 |
25 |
Thankful he's drunk - |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
248 |
0 |