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Birthday jokes - Sam's girlfriend's birthday was the same
day as his
father's. He bought his girlfriend a bottle ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Something
happened to me yesterday that
will never, ever, happen to me again.
How can you be s...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight.
And how old will you be on your next birthday? ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
It
certainly is! If I wasn't 99 I'd be dead....Read the whole joke |
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0 - I forgot my brother's
birthday last
month.
What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Will you come to my party on
Saturday?
Yes, please, What's the address?
25 The High Street. ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I've been shopping for
my wife's
birthday present.
What did you get her?
A bottle of expensi...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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0 - Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her
birthday.
How lovely!
Yes, but he only did it so ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the greatest birthday
present?
Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the burglar
give his wife for
her birthday?
A stole....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief
for your
birthday.
Betty: That was a kind thought....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Fred: Do you
like the dictionary I bought
you for your birthday?
Harry: Sure. It's a great pre...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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0 - A man who forgets his wife's birthday is
certain to get something to remember her by....Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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0 - BoyFriend: Why didn't you
give me
anything for my birthday?
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A St. Louis mother
telephoned the capital
building over in Jefferson City and asked to speak to ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "I remember when the
candle shop burned
down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy
Birthday.'"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Artificial intelligence is a wonderful
thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
and...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally
depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked wh...Read the whole joke |
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0 - It was
Grandpa Jones' 100th birthday and
he was still in perfect health. At
his birthday party...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is your favourite type of birthday
present?
Another present!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
"Hi, Buster."...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How does Moby Dick celebrate his
birthday?
He has a whale of a party!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
hammer?
Because you said it was pound cake!...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
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0 - What did one candle say to the
other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why couldn't prehistoric man send
birthday cards?
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!...Read the whole joke |
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