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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
This is what should happen to ALL CATS! - This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add th...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
287 |
0 |
2 |
The Insensitive Gorilla - A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorill...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
336 |
0 |
3 |
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
159 |
0 |
4 |
The story with the moral - In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
305 |
0 |
5 |
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? - A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
133 |
0 |
6 |
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? - What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
146 |
0 |
7 |
How do you catch an elephant? - How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
312 |
0 |
8 |
An old lady owned two monkeys... - An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
238 |
0 |
9 |
Why don't oysters give to charity? - Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish....Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
198 |
0 |
10 |
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
133 |
0 |
11 |
Proffessional Acquantance - A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the openi...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
311 |
0 |
12 |
Returning from her vacation... - Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
314 |
0 |
13 |
Not so fast! - Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her b...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
621 |
0 |
14 |
Why I Fired My Secretary - Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I though...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
390 |
0 |
15 |
The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver... - The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
700 |
0 |
16 |
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning... - Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
287 |
0 |
17 |
God Meets Bureaucracy - God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a c...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
302 |
0 |
18 |
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you. - "Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
342 |
0 |
19 |
The boss called one of his employees into the office... - The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
284 |
0 |
20 |
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day... - A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
2405 |
0 |
21 |
Smart decision - Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking mete...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
338 |
0 |
22 |
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste... - A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick a...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
2031 |
0 |
23 |
I am looking for a job as a consultant... - Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enoug...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
308 |
0 |
24 |
Understanding Your Paycheck - Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERS...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
310 |
0 |
25 |
So my sister, a natural blond... - So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hu...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
321 |
0 |