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Marriage jokes - Old Man On A Bench
An old man of ninety
was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman
notice...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The man approached the very beautiful woman
in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Cash, check or charge?" I asked after
folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumble...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
biologist phones his wife from his
office and says, "Honey, something has
just come up, I re...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A mother and her child were at a wedding.
A little boy looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A man placed some flowers on the grave of his
dearly
departed mother and started back toward his...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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0 - A woman accompanied her husband to the
doctor's office.
After his checkup, the doctor called...Read the whole joke |
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591 |
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0 - Marriage is a three
ring circus:
- Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering....Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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0 - During the wedding
rehearsal, the groom
approached the vicar with an unusual offer. "Look,
I'l...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Never before had Sue looked in the box that
her
husband kept under their bed.
The box had be...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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0 - "Honey," said this
husband to his wife,
"I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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0 - A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking
care of her husband.
When he was slipping in an...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
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0 - A young couple got married and
left on
their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediatel...Read the whole joke |
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0 - The man told his doctor that he wasn't able
to do
all the things around the house that he used t...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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0 - A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary.
Their domestic tranquility had long b...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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0 - One night, Peter was home
watching TV
when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died,
wo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
A.
They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, a...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q. What should you do if you see your
ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the best way to get a man to remember
your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What is the one thing that all men at
singles bars have in common?
They're married....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Personally I think one of the greatest things
about
marriage is that
as both husband and Father...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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0 - As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife
were sitting outside
a Bethlehem souvenir shop, wa...Read the whole joke |
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0 - In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
gallant
driver saw
a woman alone in the mud trying to c...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A little girl
and a little boy were at
day care one day. The girl
approaches the boy and says,...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his
wife, called the
insurance
company ...
Susan: We ha...Read the whole joke |
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