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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
295 |
0 |
2 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
346 |
0 |
3 |
Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
701 |
0 |
4 |
The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
283 |
0 |
5 |
Trick or Treat - I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
295 |
0 |
6 |
Surgery - I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
299 |
0 |
7 |
HMO - My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
314 |
0 |
8 |
Gas Stations - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
282 |
0 |
9 |
Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
317 |
0 |
10 |
IRS - The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
313 |
0 |
11 |
Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
293 |
0 |
12 |
Protesting - I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
637 |
0 |
13 |
Escalators - An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
280 |
0 |
14 |
Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
305 |
0 |
15 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
281 |
0 |
16 |
Paddy - I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
336 |
0 |
17 |
My Dog - Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
268 |
0 |
18 |
Gas Station - Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
274 |
0 |
19 |
Inflatable high heels - I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
278 |
0 |
20 |
Drown my troubles - I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
1229 |
2.5 |
21 |
Pray for a bike - When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
343 |
0 |
22 |
Marmite Competition - I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
669 |
0 |
23 |
imigration test - You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
297 |
0 |
24 |
Computer Dictionary Part I - BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in "Our daughter's computer cost quite a bit."BOOT - Wha...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
326 |
0 |
25 |
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash - Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they're in heaven, and G...Read the whole joke |
Computer Jokes |
311 |
0.5 |