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Fishing jokes - The little kid sat on the side of the road
with a fishing line
down the drain. Feeling sorry for...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What kind of musical
instrument can you
use for fishing?
The cast-a-net....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Tim once took his small cousin with him while
he went
fishing: When he returned, he was looking ...Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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0 - What's the difference between an angler and a
dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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0 - Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
fishing?
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, an...Read the whole joke |
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673 |
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8 |
0 - Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to c...Read the whole joke |
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351 |
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0 - Have you seen
the new fishing
website?
No, it's not online yet....Read the whole joke |
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337 |
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0 - What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other ha...Read the whole joke |
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339 |
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12 |
0 - What sort of net is
useless for catching
fish ?
A football net !...Read the whole joke |
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353 |
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0 - What did Noah do while spending time on the
ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had t...Read the whole joke |
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321 |
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14 |
0 - Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as...Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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0 - When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
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0 - What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a salmon, a
bird's leg
and a hand ?
Birdsthigh fish fingers !...Read the whole joke |
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353 |
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0 - Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The
first one says to the other "can you smell fish?"....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What TV game show do fish like best?
Name
that tuna!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What part of a fish weighs the most ?
It's scales !...Read the whole joke |
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610 |
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