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Birthday jokes - How can you tell if an elephant's been to
your
birthday party?
Look for his footprints in the ...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Why did the fat monster put
a candle on
his tummy?
He was celebrating his girthday!...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
3 |
0 - What do they serve at birthday
parties in
heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
4 |
0 - What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday
cake?
Shortcake!...Read the whole joke |
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581 |
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5 |
0 - What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A birthday pheasant!...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
6 |
0 - "This birthday cake certainly is crunchy."
"Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...Read the whole joke |
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573 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
for her
birthday"
Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?"
Man 1: "No, a V...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
0 |
8 |
0 - What does a cat like
to eat on his
birthday?
Mice cream and cake!...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
9 |
0 - When is a birthday cake like a golf
ball?
When it's been sliced....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
10 |
0 - "Were any famous men born on your
birthday?"
"No, only little babies."...Read the whole joke |
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580 |
0 |
11 |
0 - For his birthday the monster asked for a
heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Why did the boy feel warm on his
birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Why was the birthday cake as hard
as a
rock?
Because it was marble cake!...Read the whole joke |
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220 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Cat: "What did you get him for his
birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he n...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
2.5 |
15 |
0 - What do you always get
on your birthday?
Another year older!birt...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Why do we put candles on top of a birthday
cake?
Because it's too hard to put them on the bott...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
17 |
0 - Why did you buy me
a pair of bunny ears?
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!...Read the whole joke |
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571 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Why does the monster act wild
and crazy
on his birthday?
He's trying to age disgracefully!...Read the whole joke |
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228 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Why was the monster standing on his head at
the birthday party?
He heard they were having upsid...Read the whole joke |
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323 |
0 |
20 |
0 - What does a clam do on
his birthday?
He shellabrates!...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
21 |
0 - The housewife answered a knock on the door
and found
a total stranger standing on the doorstep.
...Read the whole joke |
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567 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Charley wanted to buy Farley a
birthday
cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in ...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Did you hear about the time
Eddy's
sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in...Read the whole joke |
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231 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Helen: Mum, do you know what I'm going to
give you for your birthday?
Mum: No, dear, what ?
He...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
25 |
Blind
jokes - A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of
intersecting forest pathways one day, when they...Read the whole joke |
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490 |
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