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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Peeing Dilemma! (very long) - *** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0 |
2 |
When to slap a midget? - When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, "Gee, your hair smells terrific."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
209 |
0.5 |
3 |
Cri-sco! - There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
4 |
The new medical students! - Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and disc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
5 |
Tuns of Puns! - How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
6 |
Two Spuds! - Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
7 |
The 3 Priests (classic) - There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the tic...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
8 |
I Didn't Even Know! - Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said... "I went in my daughter's room, looked in t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
730 |
0 |
9 |
Two fat birds! - Two robins were sitting in a tree. "I'm really hungry," said the first one." Me, too" said the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
10 |
The 5th floor! - A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
11 |
Yet more Clinton Jokes! - One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
397 |
0 |
12 |
Tee Time! - A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
162 |
0 |
13 |
A crying shame! - A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
14 |
The Teddy Bears - A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
15 |
The Blonde Farmer! - A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
16 |
The talking clock! - While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
17 |
Foul Play? - Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealou...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
18 |
Ready for Society? - A man who had been in a mental institution for some years finally improved to the point where it was...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
403 |
0 |
19 |
The Break-in! - A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
20 |
Pulled over. - A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, sh...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
21 |
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew! - 1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.2. Learn to work t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
22 |
The class reunion! - A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in twenty-five years he's very c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
23 |
On his Deathbed! - Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
314 |
0 |
24 |
Classified Ad Bloopers! - The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
295 |
0 |
25 |
The Pessimist! - An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
330 |
0 |