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My dad's a Lawyer - Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
236 |
0 |
2 |
Lawyer in a car wreck - One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
618 |
0 |
3 |
Old dying lawyer - A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
284 |
0 |
4 |
Lawyers and sperm - What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
258 |
0 |
5 |
5000 dead lawyers - What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
71 |
0 |
6 |
dying woman needs brain - A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
601 |
0 |
7 |
Dead lawyer's grave - A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
622 |
0 |
8 |
billy's father is a lawyer - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
248 |
0 |
9 |
Lawyer vs Physician - A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
272 |
0 |
10 |
a thief and his lawyer - Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2503 |
0 |
11 |
half of everything - Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
570 |
0 |
12 |
Lawyer Means... - What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
273 |
0 |
13 |
Have a Drink - Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
618 |
0 |
14 |
Two lawyers walking through the woods - Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
586 |
0 |
15 |
Lawyer Statue - One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
228 |
0 |
16 |
The Godfather - The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
262 |
0 |
17 |
Cement - Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
599 |
0 |
18 |
Catfish vs. Lawyer - Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
19 |
Attack Dog - A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
13857 |
0 |
20 |
Lawyer Sky Diving - What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
252 |
0 |
21 |
So cold - It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
254 |
0 |
22 |
Lawyer's Birthday Gift - What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
230 |
0 |
23 |
Can't take it with you - Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclus...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
245 |
0 |
24 |
Lawyer, police man, doctor - 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
269 |
0 |
25 |
Brain Store - A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the q...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
248 |
0 |