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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Fart, farts everywhere! - An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - "Doctor, I don't know what the problem is, but ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
366 |
0 |
2 |
Actual excuse notes to teachers! - *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
817 |
0 |
3 |
Computers: Male or Female? - A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterpar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
194 |
0 |
4 |
Snow shoveler's diary. (LONG JOKE) - DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
242 |
0 |
5 |
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf! - ***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
944 |
0 |
6 |
If Men TRULY Ruled The World! - "If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the behind and a "Ni...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
603 |
0 |
7 |
Have you Ever... - Have you ever smelled mothballs????I was just wondering how you would get their little legs open!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
938 |
0 |
8 |
Milk Truck - Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
562 |
0 |
9 |
Lipstick problem! - According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
940 |
0 |
10 |
New rules for dieting! - 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1070 |
0 |
11 |
Blind deer jokes - What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?St...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1007 |
0 |
12 |
AOL/TW Merger. - Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1208 |
0 |
13 |
Meet me for lunch! - The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
600 |
0 |
14 |
This is so dumb - it's funny! - There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot.One ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
604 |
0 |
15 |
Hillary and Bill again! - When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
644 |
0 |
16 |
Crushed Nuts? - This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
2 |
17 |
10 reasons to buy a new car... - 10. Your passenger seat is on the National Register of Historic Places.9. Instead of an air bag, the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
512 |
0 |
18 |
I can hear clearly now... - Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
699 |
0 |
19 |
Ladies - here's the Pefect Man! - After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
701 |
0 |
20 |
Sure signs that you're broke! - 1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is takin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
503 |
0 |
21 |
The Missionary! - A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered that there wer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
496 |
0 |
22 |
The Mummy! - An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
511 |
0 |
23 |
Sure signs it's your last day at work. - You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you suddenly realize you just...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
911 |
0 |
24 |
Products we could do without! - Fingernail Clippers:That's why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green ey...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
518 |
0 |
25 |
More great Blonde shorties! - How did the blonde die drinking milk?The cow stepped on her.What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
861 |
0 |