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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits? - Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings fell out....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
281 |
0 |
2 |
Two hookers were on a street corner... - Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the hookers said, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
249 |
0 |
3 |
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with... - Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
272 |
0 |
4 |
The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume... - The clerk showed the man the store's most expensive perfume."This is called 'Perhaps'," said the sal...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
323 |
0 |
5 |
The common symptoms of swine flu - The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and an irresistib...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
307 |
0 |
6 |
Take her apart! - A young boy asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?" "Of cour...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
275 |
0 |
7 |
The art of foreplay - Woman, "Slow down, foreplay is an art."Man, "Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
333 |
0 |
8 |
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog... - Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screams,...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
284 |
0 |
9 |
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim... - A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to the priest "Will I really sink if you tak...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
284 |
0 |
10 |
One neighbor says to the other... - One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
637 |
0 |
11 |
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college... - The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "In ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
265 |
0 |
12 |
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch? - What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with e...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
221 |
0 |
13 |
Did you know Sex is a crime? - Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get.....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
238 |
0 |
14 |
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with... - If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the light on,does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
261 |
0 |
15 |
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl... - One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl which he did not know. The old man bega...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
322 |
0 |
16 |
Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be... - Three college students were rapping about who they'd like to be cast off on a desert with. The first...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
212 |
0 |
17 |
What is a man's idea of protected sex? - What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
244 |
0 |
18 |
Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about... - Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on since they last met. One o...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
232 |
0 |
19 |
The definition of amnesia - AMNESIA:Condition that enables a woman who has gone throughlabor to have sex again....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
262 |
0 |
20 |
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession... - There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional she said, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
579 |
0 |
21 |
A new contraceptive - Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
213 |
0 |
22 |
Why is 88 better than 69? - for you girls...Why is 88 better than 69?You get 8 twice....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
225 |
0 |
23 |
Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally... - Q: Did you hear about the call girl who accidentally made two appointments at the same time?A: She m...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
248 |
0 |
24 |
Nauseous sex - Patient: Doctor I'm having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close enough to her, I get na...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
534 |
0 |
25 |
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting... - Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the wind...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
121 |
0 |