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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Dead Babies - What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?Dead babies.. because you...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
2 |
To Be a Dog - An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
3 |
The blonde and the screen door - What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
4 |
The Irishman\'s Last Stand - There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on the roof of a building, wit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
405 |
0 |
5 |
Another Bill Joke - Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
300 |
0 |
6 |
Blondes & OJ - Did you hear about the blonde that stared at an orange juice can for20 minutes because it said conce...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
7 |
Guys on the island - There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp and rubbed it. Out came a genie. H...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
8 |
The long and short of it! - A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the army. His fiance, Wendy, is really w...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
124 |
0 |
9 |
Raggedy Anne - Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's face say...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
671 |
0 |
10 |
And you thing you have it bad! - There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
282 |
0 |
11 |
A trip to Pittsburg. - There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg. Behind the ticke...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
706 |
0 |
12 |
Blind Golf? - A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
13 |
Numbers - Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
14 |
Empty upstairs! - The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to fall out....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
15 |
Drive-In - Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in movie???They went to see "Close...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
16 |
How! - Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in full Indian regalia, feathe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |
17 |
Tough Mice - There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot of tequilla, slams the glas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
284 |
0 |
18 |
Gas stations.. - Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone might clean them!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
494 |
0 |
19 |
Ribbet! - What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
264 |
0 |
20 |
What a health plan! - Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given the guided tour by a ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
21 |
The worm hole! - A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
22 |
In the closet. - A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine-year-old son i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
23 |
New dinosaur found! - Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A Lickalotapuss!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
24 |
Dirty old man - This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and her bags packed. He said "What ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
25 |
Get Rich Quick - A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So, she proceeded to find herself a rich...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |