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Better prison foods - |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
388 |
0 |
2 |
Outrageous lying - |A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
302 |
0 |
3 |
F.B.I. phone logs - |The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on G...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
304 |
0 |
4 |
Tell what happened - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Se...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
396 |
0 |
5 |
What is the future - |My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
319 |
0 |
6 |
Part of the service - |Polceman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."Man: "What's the charge?...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
7 |
A missing person - |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
22823 |
0 |
8 |
Red fire fighter - |There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes 12.There are 12 inches in...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
681 |
0 |
9 |
Disorderly conduct - |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
374 |
0 |
10 |
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter - |10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really b...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
267 |
0 |
11 |
A practical joke involving jello - |Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold should be ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2653 |
0 |
12 |
Improving fry cooking time - |In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
294 |
0 |
13 |
You should learn to be more polite - |One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, B...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
291 |
0 |
14 |
Constantly complaining about the temperature - |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be t...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
282 |
0 |
15 |
The family of tomatoes - |A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started laggin...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
290 |
0 |
16 |
Food one-liners - |The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."On April Fools Day, a mot...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
287 |
0 |
17 |
You can now eat your own plate - |Taipei, Taiwan (AP) - Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step furth...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
301 |
0 |
18 |
Purchasing mailing lists - |With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it's little wonder that marketers are...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
240 |
0 |
19 |
Purchasing power of burgers - |Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Bi...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
276 |
0 |
20 |
Ice cream flavor galore - |A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela,...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
279 |
0 |
21 |
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books - |Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4....Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
300 |
0 |
22 |
What is this? - |When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a ...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
198 |
0 |
23 |
Sorry for eating the peanuts - |A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits d...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
241 |
0 |
24 |
Studying the twinkies - |In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristi...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
285 |
0 |
25 |
An error publishing an article - |From Reuters News Service:Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterel...Read the whole joke |
Food Jokes |
2467 |
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