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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
I received a letter from my bank the other day... - I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
2 |
My twenty cents - Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That's mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
3 |
What's sillier - John : I don't know what to buy - a cow or a bicycle.Peter : You will look silly riding a cow.John :...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1034 |
0 |
4 |
Palindromes - More cool than funny, but... racecar <===> racecar drawer <===> reward repaid <===> diaper straw <==...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
657 |
0 |
5 |
How do you make a hot dog stand? - How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
120 |
0 |
6 |
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover? - What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash of good luck....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
722 |
0 |
7 |
The blank tape - Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next door went nuts....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
8 |
Christmas flavor - Three men die in a car accident on Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the Pearly Gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
9 |
a dyslexic man walks into a... - a dyslexic man walks into a bra...Sent by Robert...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1044 |
0 |
10 |
What occurs twice in a lifetime... - What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a week, but never in a day?The let...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
526 |
0 |
11 |
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the giraffe and the other ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
121 |
0 |
12 |
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party? - What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
16 |
0 |
13 |
A dilemma - When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts",and you put your two cents in, what happens to th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
14 |
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked... - If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
15 |
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent... - This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That's the price you pay for l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1127 |
0 |
16 |
Why did the punk cross the road? - Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
17 |
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? - Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips......Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
863 |
0 |
18 |
If a vegetarian eats vegetables... - If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
19 |
Politically correct seasons greetings - POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our bes...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
20 |
A wise choice - The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
829 |
0 |
21 |
Two attorneys went into a diner... - Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their br...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
152 |
0 |
22 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
211 |
0 |
23 |
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit... - A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2176 |
0 |
24 |
Satanic Barney Proof - Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
247 |
0 |
25 |
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist... - A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
257 |
0 |