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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Appropriate punishment - Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school. The boy's in a bad m...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
509 |
0 |
2 |
It just kills my appetite - A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. "Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A sli...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
3 |
Bra sizes - Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F and Gare the letters used to define bra sizes?If you...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
165 |
0 |
4 |
Course of action - One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. "Veronica, ...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
156 |
0 |
5 |
What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of... - What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot ofheat and excitement?Firetruck...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
221 |
0 |
6 |
What am I? - You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Te...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
196 |
0 |
7 |
Social Security Sex - Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security se...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
162 |
0 |
8 |
Elderly romance - There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
160 |
0 |
9 |
A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm - A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: "Use it on every conceivable oc...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
656 |
0 |
10 |
Definition of bad lover - Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt th...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
157 |
0 |
11 |
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? - What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waitin...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
159 |
0 |
12 |
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays... - Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dolla...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
144 |
0 |
13 |
What's the purpose of a bellybutton? - What's the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down....Read the whole joke |
Sex |
105 |
0 |
14 |
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman - A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
148 |
0 |
15 |
What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter? - What's the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and the whol...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
122 |
0 |
16 |
A question for Bill Clinton - A question for Bill Clinton:"What was Miss Lewinsky's most memorable feature?""She has the whitest t...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
154 |
0 |
17 |
An elderly man goes into a brothel... - An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like ayoung girl for the night. Sur...Read the whole joke |
Sex |
134 |
0 |
18 |
A man walks into a doctor office - A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2397 |
0 |
19 |
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday... - An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
245 |
0 |
20 |
A Short History of Medicine - A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
401 |
0 |
21 |
Oprectomy - Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
253 |
0 |
22 |
Proctologists - Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it's not "mortician;" by the...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
344 |
0 |
23 |
Psychiatric Hotline - Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependen...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
276 |
0 |
24 |
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach... - A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
2486 |
0 |
25 |
Howard had felt guilty all day long... - Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. ...Read the whole joke |
Medicine |
275 |
0 |