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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Yo Mama Genesis - Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said "Let there be light" he immediately said to her "Get your f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
428 |
0 |
2 |
Yo Mama - Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps AROUND the house....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
766 |
0 |
3 |
Classic Oxymoron - Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
4 |
Patient & Doctor - Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What's comes over you? Patient: 2 trucks, 4 vans and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
5 |
Soup you don\'t want to eat. - What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
6 |
Mono and herpes - Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from snatching a kis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
7 |
Tip of the iceberg - A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before his next ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
285 |
0 |
8 |
The cow? - What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
296 |
0 |
9 |
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck - If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Coolwip" on the side..........you might ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
361 |
0 |
10 |
Athletes - If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1039 |
0 |
11 |
Whats the square root of 69? - Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER -- EIGHT something...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
12 |
It\\\\\\\'s hard to make a comeback when... - It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
13 |
I\\\\\\\'m listening, dear. - I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
14 |
I lost my wife! - Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
302 |
0 |
15 |
Scared half to death - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
16 |
Blondes have more fun! - When blondes have more fun, do they know it?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
17 |
Be nice to your kids - Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
18 |
Miss Right - I married Miss Right.I just didn't know her first name was "Always."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
19 |
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat? - Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
20 |
The dumb blonde and her used car! - A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
21 |
The Bus Bench - There were three guys waiting for a bus on a bench when the first guy farts, 'WHOOOSSHHHHH....'No on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
22 |
Wanting a larger... - Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
402 |
0 |
23 |
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re bored - Office work dull?...None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?...Amuse yourself. Points are awa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
307 |
0 |
24 |
The Astronaut Joke - What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
25 |
Good question - A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What happens when you tu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |