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A man walks into a pub... - The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
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2228 |
0 |
2 |
Paying bills - Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke |
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634 |
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3 |
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke |
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571 |
0 |
4 |
Good fortune - A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
0 |
5 |
The blind date had not been all that great and... - The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke |
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642 |
0 |
6 |
Mirror, mirror - Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
0 |
7 |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar... - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke |
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2303 |
0 |
8 |
A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
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2321 |
0 |
9 |
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar... - I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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10 |
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club... - The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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11 |
Changed my mind! - This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
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12 |
A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke |
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2284 |
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13 |
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts... - A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At th...Read the whole joke |
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1990 |
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14 |
It finally dawned - "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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15 |
Ashamed - Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang...Read the whole joke |
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1933 |
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The third wish - A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,...Read the whole joke |
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338 |
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17 |
A little girl was walking along a beach in California... - A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a...Read the whole joke |
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2286 |
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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes... - A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ...Read the whole joke |
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2322 |
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Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years... - Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
0 |
20 |
A game of golf - A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat...Read the whole joke |
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2340 |
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21 |
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven... - St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
22 |
How did Captain Hook die? - Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch....Read the whole joke |
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235 |
0 |
23 |
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis... - Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis. She was driving down the road, wondering what t...Read the whole joke |
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351 |
0 |
24 |
OUCH! - OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man...Read the whole joke |
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690 |
0 |
25 |
A big bird - Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly...Read the whole joke |
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43996 |
0 |