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If University of Waterloo ran Christmas... - |They would immediately change the name to WatMas....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
267 |
0 |
2 |
Real opcodes - |AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add BackwardsABC ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
328 |
0 |
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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account - |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
616 |
0 |
4 |
Programmer's drinking song - |99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it again,101 little bugs in the...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
633 |
0 |
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The computer user's reboot poem - |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
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Actual calls to technical support - |Computer novices may feel like they're alone these days, but some of the following calls to IBM's h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2536 |
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Bill Gates can choose his punishment - |Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and sai...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
325 |
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Microsoft buys church - |MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Pe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
280 |
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9 |
Airplanes running operating systems - |Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems ru...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2617 |
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Real software engineers eat quiche. - |Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don't read dumps. They never generate t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
298 |
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Operating systems as beers - |DOS Beer -- Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefu...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
633 |
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Solution to the Y2K problem - |The government's system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
255 |
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Computer lingo guide - |Log on - Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off - Don't add a log to your wood stoveMonitor - Keep ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
286 |
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If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer - |What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what he may write to help yo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
311 |
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Top ten signs you bought a bad computer - |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
649 |
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Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs - |1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
688 |
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You have an Internet addiction when . . . - |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
320 |
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The Windows Rejection Song - |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
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Help stories from Tech Support - |Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking whe...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
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The programmer's cheer - |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
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I'm ignoring Y2K - |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of being taken for granted and tr...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
331 |
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Instructions for Microsoft's TV dinner - |You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honor Microsoft rights...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
301 |
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There was life before the computer - |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
657 |
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A list of redneck computer terms - |Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down d...Read the whole joke |
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2537 |
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The technical geek test - |Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. T...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
349 |
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