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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Please describe him - |A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer aske...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
593 |
0 |
2 |
How to charge them - |Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a dru...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
308 |
0 |
3 |
You're back again? - |The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again.""Yo...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
275 |
0 |
4 |
Headline in the paper - |HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
297 |
0 |
5 |
Stuck under a bridge - |A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." Bef...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
430 |
0 |
6 |
Pictures from police - |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A $40 speeding ticke...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
7 |
Stopping the hillbilly - |This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
282 |
0 |
8 |
Explaining his claim - |A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fight...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
9 |
Identify the problem - |A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
254 |
0 |
10 |
Trust a fellow officer - |A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this:...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
254 |
0 |
11 |
Blonde avoiding trees - |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
323 |
0 |
12 |
The animal's warning - |A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
301 |
0 |
13 |
Obey the speed limit - |Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer see's ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
266 |
0 |
14 |
Thankful he's drunk - |The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
247 |
0 |
15 |
Lawyers are greedy - |A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it of...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
289 |
0 |
16 |
Do you have a bias? - |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
240 |
2.5 |
17 |
Touring Washington - |A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Un...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
278 |
0 |
18 |
Stupid blonde driver - |A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.S...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
626 |
0 |
19 |
A blonde detective - |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2769 |
1.75 |
20 |
Telephone accident - |The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. S...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
265 |
0 |
21 |
Inspecting the truck - |A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride.After traveling about ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
655 |
0 |
22 |
An FBI investigation - |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
13729 |
0 |
23 |
Police are in a chase - |Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect cros...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
613 |
0 |
24 |
Problem with a dog - |Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle.Dog owner: Are you cr...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
299 |
0 |
25 |
Dealing with trouble - |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
331 |
0 |