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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Whats the diffrence - whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes......Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
275 |
0 |
2 |
A Son's Love - An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
6541 |
3.724609375 |
3 |
Chinese and Spielberg - A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a gr...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
614 |
0 |
4 |
You're so dumb... - You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
321 |
0 |
5 |
Bigfoot - Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn't face defeet!!...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
323 |
0 |
6 |
Had too much Christmas cheer? - 1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
297 |
0 |
7 |
Final Examination - Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
275 |
0 |
8 |
Did you ever wonder? - Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinat...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
295 |
0 |
9 |
God vs Satan - And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetable...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
345 |
0 |
10 |
Math - Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems....Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
694 |
0 |
11 |
The Cow and the Chicken - So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOL...Read the whole joke |
Clean Jokes |
281 |
0 |
12 |
Trick or Treat - I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
293 |
0 |
13 |
Surgery - I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
297 |
0 |
14 |
HMO - My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
313 |
0 |
15 |
Gas Stations - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
281 |
0 |
16 |
Taxes - The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
316 |
0 |
17 |
IRS - The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
312 |
0 |
18 |
Psychic Phenomena - Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
292 |
0 |
19 |
Protesting - I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
630 |
0 |
20 |
Escalators - An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
279 |
0 |
21 |
Environment - The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
304 |
0 |
22 |
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral - eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
280 |
0 |
23 |
Paddy - I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
335 |
0 |
24 |
My Dog - Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
267 |
0 |
25 |
Gas Station - Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d...Read the whole joke |
Comedian Jokes |
273 |
0 |