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Hair and bald jokes - After accepting an
invitation to
dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants...Read the whole joke |
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1094 |
0 |
2 |
0 - YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU
WHERE A
TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT....Read the whole joke |
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1134 |
0 |
3 |
0 - a guy was teased everywhere of his
totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he d...Read the whole joke |
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1193 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you
for a green
rabbit....Read the whole joke |
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1140 |
0 |
5 |
0 - I had a dream you were a tire last
night. I woke up and you were
bald....Read the whole joke |
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1638 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Your so bald your bald...Read the whole joke |
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1189 |
0 |
7 |
0 - A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat
on the barber's chair
and said, "I'll have a shave and...Read the whole joke |
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1120 |
0 |
8 |
0 - First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch
and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised -...Read the whole joke |
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1090 |
0 |
9 |
0 - What do you call
an English teacher,
five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils
and tot...Read the whole joke |
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1141 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Look at that bald man over there.
It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears....Read the whole joke |
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1093 |
0 |
11 |
0 - America's
oldest lady was 115 years
old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her
head.
H...Read the whole joke |
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1164 |
0 |
12 |
0 - What's your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat....Read the whole joke |
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1175 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Doctor, doctor, can you give me
something for my baldness?
How about a few pounds of pig manur...Read the whole joke |
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1140 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Why do bald-headed men never use
keys?
Because they've lost their locks....Read the whole joke |
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1117 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts....Read the whole joke |
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1136 |
0 |
16 |
0 - A man sitting in a barber's
chair
noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he comme...Read the whole joke |
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1093 |
0 |
17 |
Hair
and bald jokes - A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an
empty
chair.
"Haircut, sir?" asked the barber...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
18 |
Hair and bald jokes - How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. ...Read the whole joke |
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1378 |
3.75 |
19 |
0 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper....Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor....Read the whole joke |
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281 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you?...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
23 |
0 - My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful...Read the whole joke |
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578 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
0 |