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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Pig Under Her Arm - Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. Shepasses a person who asks, "Where...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
2 |
God's Son - A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who sai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
3 |
Locked Car - Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
4 |
Ventriloquist and the Indian - A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
391 |
0 |
5 |
Deer Tracks - Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer track...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
6 |
Tire Tread Marks - Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
206 |
0 |
7 |
President Gorbachev - Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
8 |
Me and My Boss - When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
280 |
0 |
9 |
Long and Hard - Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
2 |
10 |
Learn To Iron - Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blond...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
246 |
0 |
11 |
You might be a Redneck JEDI if... - You might be a Redneck Jedi if...===========================================* You ever heard the phr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
12 |
Grandpa is fine. - A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital."How are you grandpa?" he asks."Feel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
13 |
Wooden Airfield - An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
14 |
Restroom Sign - On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEANRESTROOMS 8 MILES".By the time she drove ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
15 |
Sun Went - Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
211 |
0.5 |
16 |
Upset With Driver's License - Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
259 |
0.5 |
17 |
Measure Intelligence - Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
18 |
Typewriter To Doctor - Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
19 |
Condoms In Ears - Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aids....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
20 |
At College - Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
411 |
0 |
21 |
Puerto Rican Offspring - Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A: Retardo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
22 |
Speech Impediment - Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment?A: She can't say "No"....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
23 |
Dating - Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
383 |
0 |
24 |
Red Light Driving - Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
25 |
Drive Into Ditch - Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
454 |
0 |