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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
An older woman was in the pastoral study... - An older woman was in the pastoral study counceling for her upcoming fourth wedding. "Father," s...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2063 |
0 |
2 |
Honesty is the best policy - A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a Doctor, a CEO,...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
370 |
0 |
3 |
Guilty - Guilty Scene: A court room in Oklahoma where a person is on trial for murder. There is strong ev...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
330 |
0 |
4 |
A local United Way office realized that... - A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most succ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2140 |
0 |
5 |
Too good to be true - A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender "Do you serve lawyers here?" "S...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
634 |
0 |
6 |
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC. - WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States District...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
654 |
0 |
7 |
A precise location - Attorney to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?"Witness: "Approximately milepost 4...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2322 |
0 |
8 |
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man... - A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble inthe countryside and asked ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2202 |
0 |
9 |
Where lawers come from - An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
305 |
0 |
10 |
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? - Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
11 |
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? - What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
269 |
0 |
12 |
What is the proper weight for an attorney? - What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
261 |
0 |
13 |
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? - How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is: How much can the light b...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
269 |
0 |
14 |
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2 - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you afford?...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
284 |
0 |
15 |
What is the worst thing about our justice system? - What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
244 |
0 |
16 |
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife... - A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though th...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1932 |
0 |
17 |
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital... - On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up in the bed, franti...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
324 |
0 |
18 |
The dog and the butcher - A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately, the butcher recognize...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
327 |
0 |
19 |
The first client - A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients. When...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
294 |
0 |
20 |
A really cold morning - Two men are meeting on the street."It was very cold this morning.""How cold was it?"I do not no exac...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
176834 |
0 |
21 |
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven - It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their l...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
267 |
0 |
22 |
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven... - A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He compl...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
1986 |
0 |
23 |
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground? - Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
262 |
0 |
24 |
Question: What is 1 + 2? - Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally adjusted figures,you'll fin...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
159 |
0 |
25 |
45 or 82? - Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to the gatesof Heaven, and the angel standing...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
79 |
0 |