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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
No Worms Please! - A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
2 |
Tired On 1 April - Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a 31 day March!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
3 |
Bottom Start - Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the bottom.Son: But I want to learn to swim?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
4 |
Black Eye - Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
5 |
Crew Cut - What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
6 |
Santa\\\'s Entrance - If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
806 |
0 |
7 |
What is a Teenager? - By Bill AdlerA Teenager is...A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone n...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
8 |
No Batteries? - Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast aslee...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
240 |
0 |
9 |
High On a Plane - A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from Chicago to N.Y.The kid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
10 |
Dead Kitten - A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
11 |
Swallowed A Penny - My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed one evening when we heard so...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
12 |
Brushing the Child - If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
13 |
Naming Children - After having quadruplets, the mother named them... Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
349 |
0 |
14 |
Darn Candle! - On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been childless for six years, try as they...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
15 |
Great Singer - From Reader's Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of our five siblings can...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
16 |
Don\\\'t Pee In the Pool - The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
17 |
Mutated Gene - All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with a special mutated gene that...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
18 |
Miller Time - My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a very romantic atmosphere.In fact, all o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
19 |
Disposition To Have Children - A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying: If your paren...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
20 |
Question On Breastfeeding - While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year old, I came ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
381 |
0 |
21 |
Murphy\'s Laws Of Parenting - Murphy's Laws Of Parenting...A child will not spill on a dirty floor.A lot of time has been wasted a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
444 |
0 |
22 |
Out the window! - There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a sea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
23 |
Mother In Law Misses Train - A mother-in-law visits her son-in-law before leaving for a trip. They are sipping coffee and chattin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
24 |
Mother\'isms! (Long Joke) - My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking, "What was that for?" ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
25 |
Mother In Law With Broom - John looked up to see his mother-in-law walking toward the front door carrying a broom. "Tell me," h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |