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Computer jokes
- A
system programmer came home from work
almost at dawn and told his wife
enthusiastically: "To...Read the whole joke |
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- Once a programmer drowned in the sea.
Many
Marines where at that time on the beach, but the prog...Read the whole joke |
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- The boy is smoking and
leaving smoke rings
into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke...Read the whole joke |
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- Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
Atlantis?
Because it is below C level....Read the whole joke |
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638 |
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- They say that the new super computer
knows
everything. A skeptical man came and asked the comput...Read the whole joke |
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250 |
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- The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought
you a new
basketball."
"Thank you, daddy, but where...Read the whole joke |
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- The problem
with physicists is that they
tend to cheat in order to get results.
The problem w...Read the whole joke |
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- A software verifier read in the Bible
that
God protects all fools, and decided to test it empiri...Read the whole joke |
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- How many maintenance programmers does it take
to change a light bulb?
None. They try to fix the...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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- How many C++ programmers does it take to
change a light
bulb?
"You're still thinking procedural...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
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- How many Java programmers does it take to
change a light bulb?
One, to generate a "ChangeLightBul...Read the whole joke |
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- How many
IBM employees does it take to
change a light bulb?
Fifteen. Five to do it, and ten to ...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
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- How many
technical writers does it take to
change a light bulb?
Just one, provided there's a pr...Read the whole joke |
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237 |
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- A confused caller was having troubles printing
documents. He told the technician that the comput...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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- "Do you turn on your computer with your left
hand
or your right hand?"
" My right hand."
" Ama...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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- Computer
helpline?
Everytime I log onto
the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes
snow...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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- Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
computer.
Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noi...Read the whole joke |
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- Helpline? I've just pushed a
piece of
bacon into my disk drive!
Has the computer stopped workin...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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- How do you stop your laptop batteries from
running out?
Hide their trainers....Read the whole joke |
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578 |
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- I've been on my computer all night!
Don't
you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like every...Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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- I've been sitting at this computer for hours
and I haven't seen a
single website.
That's becaus...Read the whole joke |
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538 |
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- Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head....Read the whole joke |
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258 |
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- Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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- Teacher: Look at the state of the school
computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my fa...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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- Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine...Read the whole joke |
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