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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - Twenty-four hours in a
day... twenty-four
beers in a case... coincidence?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One day a drunk walked into
a bar and
ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured
...Read the whole joke |
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3 |
0 - A guy walks
into a
tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man
playing
t...Read the whole joke |
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4 |
0 - A rather attractive woman
goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to
...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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5 |
0 - Recently scientists revealed
that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove
t...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - A man walks into a bar and
asks for
six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's
...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - A Texan bought a round of
drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a ...Read the whole joke |
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8 |
0 - Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just
wasn't
paying...Read the whole joke |
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9 |
0 - A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He...Read the whole joke |
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221 |
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10 |
0 - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not....Read the whole joke |
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0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something
re...Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you to believe you are invisible....Read the whole joke |
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730 |
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14 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you....Read the whole joke |
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611 |
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15 |
0 - WARNING: Consumption of
alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the
world. Proceed with
c...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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17 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may create
the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and
sm...Read the whole joke |
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0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you ...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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19 |
0 - A Russian walks into a bar
and orders a
beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender.
"O...Read the whole joke |
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20 |
0 - A Scotsman is sitting in a
bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large
bla...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A guy goes up to this girl
in a bar and
says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I
do...Read the whole joke |
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22 |
0 - Marley stopped at the town
barbershop for a
haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and
...Read the whole joke |
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23 |
0 - How do
barmen surf the
web?
On the Gin-ternet....Read the whole joke |
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547 |
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0 - Where do Martians drink beer
?
At a mars bar !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An angry wife was
complaining
about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night
...Read the whole joke |
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