| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dealing with a juggler
- |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 2 |
Should have glasses
- |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 3 |
The reason for running
- |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 4 |
Rookie is on the job
- |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 5 |
Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
330 |
0 |
| 6 |
He is extremely drunk
- |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of D...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
237 |
0 |
| 7 |
A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2551 |
0 |
| 8 |
A test for being drunk
- |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2649 |
0 |
| 9 |
Breaking into a house
- |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 10 |
Go give us a donation
- |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 11 |
Time for the wedding
- |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 12 |
Prison vs. full-time job
- |Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 13 |
Where is your wife?
- |On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fe...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
199 |
0 |
| 14 |
How fast was I going?
- |"When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.""You're wrong, officer, it's only my ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
204 |
0 |
| 15 |
Undercover detective
- |A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective.""So why a...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 16 |
Judge has some fun
- |A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge glared do...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
555 |
0 |
| 17 |
Excuse for speeding
- |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 18 |
Warning all shoplifters
- |Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 19 |
Request before death
- |A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? as...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
231 |
0 |
| 20 |
Very stupid robbers
- |Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"The second one said, "B...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
275 |
0 |
| 21 |
Chatting on the plane
- |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
305 |
0 |
| 22 |
The new CIA agents
- |Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally got through ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 23 |
Purchasing the brain
- |A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor sai...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
274 |
0 |
| 24 |
Policemen in Heaven
- |St Peter is standing at heaven's gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you d...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 25 |
Charged for speeding
- |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
314 |
0 |
