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Internet jokes
- Who runs the 100 acre wood
website?
www.innie the pooh....Read the whole joke |
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- Who started the campfire website?
Some
bright spark....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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- Why do you keep going back to that fishing
website?
I can't help it, I'm hooked....Read the whole joke |
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- You need to log on to the window repair
website!
I did - but it gave me a pane!...Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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- I spent the whole evening
knotsurfing!
Don't you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining b...Read the whole joke |
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222 |
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- How do nuns surf the web? On the
Hymnternet....Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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- How are you getting on
with the
Internet?
Surf far, so good....Read the whole joke |
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307 |
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- My dog likes to sit down each evening and
surf the
Net.
What an intelligent animal!
Not really...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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- Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting
round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and use...Read the whole joke |
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291 |
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- What happened when the schoool bully went
netsurfing?
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the footba...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
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- What surfs the
Internet and goes, 'Choo,
Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine....Read the whole joke |
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342 |
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- What's hairy, dangerous and only surfs the
Net when there's a full moon?
The www.erewolf....Read the whole joke |
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564 |
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- Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road
surfing
the Net?
The www.izard of Oz....Read the whole joke |
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- Who surfs the Net by pecking at the
keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker....Read the whole joke |
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336 |
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- Why are elephants no good at Net
surfing?
Because they're scared of the mouse....Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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- Does your dog know how how to
surf the
internet?
No - but he's got a ruff idea....Read the whole joke |
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564 |
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- Why are frogs no good at
websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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- Why couldn't the baby camel
surf the
Internet?
Because whenever his parents saw their phone bil...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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- Why was Cinderella able to surf the
web?
Because he footman turned into a mouse....Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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- Do you enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum
warned me to stay away from the net!...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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- Do you like
surfing the net?
Oh yes,
I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)...Read the whole joke |
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331 |
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- How do heavy
metal bands surf the
web?
On the Din-ternet....Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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- Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com?
No,
I'll ketchup with it later....Read the whole joke |
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358 |
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- Have you seen www.topsecret.com?
If I
have, I'm not going to tell you....Read the whole joke |
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303 |
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- Have you seen
www.usedmatch.com?
Yes,
but I didn't find it striking....Read the whole joke |
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626 |
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