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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Soap dispenser - Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in the showers before theyre...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
304 |
0 |
2 |
Pastime for Passover - Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?"Jesus says, "Just hanging around."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
254 |
0 |
3 |
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital... - Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in for coronary sur...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
245 |
0 |
4 |
Show him your cross - Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sight...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
908 |
0 |
5 |
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle... - The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue, finally gave up a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
563 |
0 |
6 |
A priest and a lawyer are walking down... - A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy eating an ice cream. The priest...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2075 |
0 |
7 |
Three girls died and were brought to the gates... - Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
161 |
0 |
8 |
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to... - One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
227 |
0 |
9 |
What's the difference between acne and a priest? - Ok, kids, here's the gross one...Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
256 |
0 |
10 |
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says... - Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
160 |
0 |
11 |
Got a second? - God, I was wondering...how long is a million years to you?"God answered, "Son, a million years to...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
271 |
0 |
12 |
Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport... - Three Hells Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in walks a Nun, takes a seat next...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
180 |
0 |
13 |
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
222 |
0 |
14 |
The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon... - The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
213 |
0 |
15 |
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for... - There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned him. The Salva...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
541 |
0 |
16 |
What do you give the paedophile who has everything? - What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
240 |
0 |
17 |
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the... - What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin on the ridiculous....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
253 |
0 |
18 |
A crowd had gathered around a whore and... - A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
2249 |
0 |
19 |
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out... - A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession, asks an older pries...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
212 |
0 |
20 |
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? - What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest?A rabbi cuts it off, and a priest sucks it off....Read the whole joke |
Religion |
287 |
0 |
21 |
What was the First Commandment? - What was the First Commandment?"Adam, eat my pussy."...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
260 |
0 |
22 |
What's the difference between Jesus and... - Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?A: It only takes one nail to hang the ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
23 |
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia? - Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wonderin...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
249 |
0 |
24 |
Divine Right - Several years ago, the Catholic Church required women to wear a headcovering in order to enter the s...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
273 |
0 |
25 |
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel... - Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel.Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up ...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
188 |
0 |