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Computer jokes - What did
Bill Gate's wife say to him on
their wedding night?
No wonder you called the company...Read the whole joke |
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0 - One of Microsoft's finest
technicans was
drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a
Branch
Manager were on their way to a meeting. Th...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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0 - Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself
face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and ...Read the whole joke |
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268 |
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5 |
0 - A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill
Gates, the
Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane toge...Read the whole joke |
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6 |
0 - Q: What does a proud computer call his
little son?
A: A microchip off the old block....Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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7 |
0 - Q: What happens if you cross a
midget and
a computer?
A: You get a short circut....Read the whole joke |
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231 |
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0 - An office technician got a call from a
user. The user told the tech that her computer was not wo...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
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0 - A person turned on the computer without a
keyboard plugged in.
When she turns on the computer...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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0 - While trying to diagnose a
problem over
the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat f...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows
95
Windows95: n.
32 bit extensions and a graphic...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did
the school bully kick the
classroom computer?
Someone told him he was supposed to boot ...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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0 - The Three
Laws of Secure
Computing
1) Don't buy a computer.
2) If you do buy a computer, don...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Computers manufacturer is considering changing
the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key"...Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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15 |
0 - Technical support had a
caller complaining
that her mouse was hard to control with the dust
co...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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0 - A technician received a call from a man
complaining that the
system wouldn't read word processin...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A customer was asked to send a
copy of her
defective diskettes to the technician. A few days lat...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A technician advised his customer to put his
troubled floppy
back in the drive and close the doo...Read the whole joke |
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19 |
0 - A customer called to say he couldn't get his
computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troub...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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0 - A customer
needed help setting up a new
program, so the technician suggested he go
to the loca...Read the whole joke |
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567 |
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21 |
0 - A customer called
to complain that his
keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by
filling...Read the whole joke |
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216 |
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0 - A
technician received a call from a
customer who was enraged because his computer
had told him...Read the whole joke |
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0 - An exasperated caller to Tech Support
couldn't get her new
computer to turn on. After ensuring t...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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0 - Another customer called Tech Support to say
her brand-new computer wouldn't work. She said she u...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Many people in computer labs will assure
you, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that they were doing e...Read the whole joke |
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