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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Return your keys - |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy. Befo...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
399 |
0 |
2 |
Variation of return your keys - |Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
352 |
0 |
3 |
Do you already have a child? - |During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, "If anyone ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
338 |
0 |
4 |
Cigarette problems - |At my cousin's wedding, my dad (who doesn't much care for his nephew's bride) thought it would be f...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
710 |
0 |
5 |
some practical jokes - |BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons in the ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
337 |
0 |
6 |
I deserve to be married - |For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant "ex-girlfriend" appear at the service, in...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
409 |
0 |
7 |
Who has the ring? - |When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously says he doesn't have it, who ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
343 |
0 |
8 |
Laughing gas in balloons - |At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing ga...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
367 |
0 |
9 |
A kid's view on marriage - |What Exactly Is Marriage?"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don't have to give her bac...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2380 |
0.375 |
10 |
Getting revenge with marriage - |Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to hi...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
282 |
0 |
11 |
Marriage studies findings - |A recent survey done by marriage experts shows that the most common form of marriage proposal these...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
648 |
0 |
12 |
What will the neighbors think? - |Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place."It's just too hot to w...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
297 |
0 |
13 |
How have times changed? - |In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar.Since then, weddings have bee...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
244 |
0 |
14 |
Going crazy with confusion - |A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
582 |
0 |
15 |
A very desperate marriage - |A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years a...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2705 |
0 |
16 |
What is the most damaging food? - |A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
228 |
0 |
17 |
A staged wedding to bust dealers - |As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of "a drug kingpin's daughter"...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
2665 |
0 |
18 |
I just needed to use your car - |After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
606 |
0 |
19 |
Too much speeding - |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
252 |
0 |
20 |
The guide to wife translations - |The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife means: I wantThe wife...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
265 |
0 |
21 |
University courses for men and women - |Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men of all mari...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
327 |
0 |
22 |
Someone really stinks - |A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the ...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
300 |
0 |
23 |
Problems from the start - |John got off the elevator on the 50th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She ope...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
270 |
0 |
24 |
Why can't you be like that? - |Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving tw...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
292 |
0 |
25 |
I have "great" news for you - |The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Prett...Read the whole joke |
Marriage Jokes |
200 |
0 |