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Lawyer jokes - A person is in the hospital and asked his
doctor how much time does
he
have left to live. The ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the
headlights
broken and considerable damage. There's...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call an honest lawyer?
An
oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
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0 - The first lawyer questioning a panel of
prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating sh...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
woman was being questioned in a court
trial involving slander. "Please
repeat the slanderous...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A
persistent job-seeker once appeared
before President Lincoln and demanded
an appointment to ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - "Excuse me," a young fellow said to
an
older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if th...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A convicted con man was recently found to be
impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Changing lawyers is like moving to a different
deck chair on the Titantic....Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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0 - Did you hear that the Post Office had to
recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? P...Read the whole joke |
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0 - First person: Do you know how to
save five
lawyers who are drowning?
Second person: No.
First ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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0 - Have you seen the current remake of the movie
"Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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0 - How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut
the rope....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How many lawyers does it take to grease a
combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!...Read the whole joke |
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255 |
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0 - How many lawyers does it take
to stop a
moving bus?
Never enough....Read the whole joke |
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0 - If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both
drowning, and
you could only save one of them, would you ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how
many orchards does it
take for a lawyer?...Read the whole joke |
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0 - If I had but one life to give for my country,
it
would be a lawyer's....Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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0 - If you laid all the lawyers in the world head
to foot around the Equator, then...
Hey, come to ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
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0 - In the construction
field, it is often
noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However,
a c...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's the
difference between a lawyer and
an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to
walk
onto a construction site when plumbers are working?
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is
it that if you give a child an
encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the
third thing they lo...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic
waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?
New...Read the whole joke |
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0 - You're trapped in a room with a tiger,
a
rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bulle...Read the whole joke |
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253 |
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