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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Let Me See - A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded to have a medical ex...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
2 |
Plumbing - A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
3 |
Crackers? - Patient: Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge to go downstairs a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
4 |
Sight of Money - I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med school. He really wanted to be a doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
5 |
Leave a Specimen - This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids. So ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3223 |
0 |
6 |
Get A Boarder - There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asked why he ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
210 |
0 |
7 |
Your Name Is Missing - A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times...He consults a doctor ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
8 |
Lawyer Source - An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
9 |
Elderly Blonde - Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
375 |
0 |
10 |
Too much Coffee - You know you're drinking too much coffee when...You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
11 |
Sleep Well? - Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
12 |
Money On the Side - What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre su...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
13 |
Successful Operation - One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
14 |
Paid By Medicaid - A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
15 |
Nurses Revenge - Four nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for, whom they all felt was an arro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
16 |
Forever Patient - A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
17 |
Green Circles - A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
274 |
0 |
18 |
The Name is Rose - It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
19 |
Food Order - This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
20 |
Tired of male bashing? - How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.Why is ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
21 |
New Virgin - A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since she was not, she went to a d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
22 |
Hair Growth - A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone (a mal...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
338 |
0 |
23 |
Colored Penis - A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, "Doc, I have a problem. My penis is red."Doctor replie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
24 |
Wrong Diagnosis - A man was walking along a sidewalk in a very gentle manner, almost as if he were walking on eggs. Tw...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
25 |
Burning Sensation - A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,"Doctor, my penis has been burn...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
204 |
0 |