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Category |
Hits |
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Car and train jokes - Which snakes are found on cars?
Windscreen vipers....Read the whole joke |
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669 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Motorist: When I bought this car you
told me it
was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with ...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Motorist: Does a deer have a
horn?
Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.
Motorist: Then it m...Read the whole joke |
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271 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Police Officer: Why are you driving in a
bathing suit?
Motorist: I'm in a car pool....Read the whole joke |
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327 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Police Officer: Why were you
speeding?
Women Driver: I was late for traffic school....Read the whole joke |
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341 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Policeman: Are you going
to a
fire?
Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my bos...Read the whole joke |
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283 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Policeman: Did you realize you just
missed that bus with your car?
Motorist: Did you want me to...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Policeman: Didn't you hear me
whistle at you?
Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I driv...Read the whole joke |
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292 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Policeman: Didn't you hear my
siren?
Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up....Read the whole joke |
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280 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Policeman: Didn't you see my
lights
flashing?
Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed o...Read the whole joke |
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288 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Policeman:
Didn't you see that stop
sign?
Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic....Read the whole joke |
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636 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Policeman: Didn't you see
the signs
with the speed limit?
Driver: I thought they were just
su...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Policeman: Do you know
how fast you
were going?
Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar....Read the whole joke |
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268 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Policeman: How can you drive so
recklessly?
Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car....Read the whole joke |
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314 |
0 |
15 |
0 - Policeman: How can you say
you
don't have any outstanding tickets?
Driver: They're all in the g...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Policeman: I suppose
you're going
to tell me you weren't speeding.
Motorist: I was speeding all...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
17 |
0 - Policeman: I've had my eye on you for
some
time now.
Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you we...Read the whole joke |
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270 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Policeman: What do you think you're
doing driving through that
intersection fifty miles an
hou...Read the whole joke |
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597 |
0 |
19 |
0 - Policeman: What do you think you're
doing parking your car there?
Motorist: I thought it was go...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
0 |
20 |
0 - Policeman: Why are you driving on the
sidewalk?
Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street....Read the whole joke |
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216 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Policeman: Why are you
driving that
car in circles?
Driver: I was just going for a little spin....Read the whole joke |
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598 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Policeman: Why are you
driving
without a license?
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago....Read the whole joke |
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250 |
0 |
23 |
0 - Policeman: Why did you
crash into
that stop sign?
Motorist: I was only following orders....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Policeman: Why did you lead me on a
high-speed chase?
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slo...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
25 |
0 - Policeman: Why did
you stop your
car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?
Motoris...Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0 |