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An amazing talking dog - |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3021 |
0 |
2 |
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else - |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court. Mama and Pa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
734 |
0 |
3 |
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers - |Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may prefer. For ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
338 |
0 |
4 |
Two roaches having a discussion - |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
348 |
0 |
5 |
This is one smart dog - |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
352 |
0 |
6 |
A dog's chalkboard assignments - |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
3199 |
0 |
7 |
I think that I'm a chicken - |Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this be...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
349 |
0 |
8 |
This dog is acting bad - |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
666 |
0 |
9 |
Cat technical support problems - |This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular cus...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
689 |
0 |
10 |
Investigating a terrible accident - |There was a terrible bus accident. Unfortunately, no one survived the accident except a monkey whic...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
374 |
0 |
11 |
Animals Q & A - |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
2410 |
0 |
12 |
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password - |9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You f...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
707 |
0 |
13 |
Nine things dogs don't understand - |1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and gu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
385 |
0 |
14 |
Buy alligator shoes - |A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. Howeve...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
443 |
0 |
15 |
Cow on train tracks - |A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conduc...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
450 |
0 |
16 |
Two angry neighbors - |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
438 |
0 |
17 |
Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo - |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
373 |
0 |
18 |
Sounds of the Wild - |A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow sa...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1814 |
0 |
19 |
Giving Cats Pills - |INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
642 |
0 |
20 |
The Feline Diet - |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
336 |
0 |
21 |
Dogs and Light Bulbs - |How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just one. Then I'll replace any w...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
289 |
0 |
22 |
Horses at the Race - |A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
374 |
0 |
23 |
Installing a Carpet - |A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
399 |
0 |
24 |
Looking to buy a frog? - |A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
259 |
0 |
25 |
Arriving home very drunk - |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
50770 |
0 |