| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Cheeseburger
- A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says "Hey bartender give me a beer".The bartender says - "I'm s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 2 |
New Name
- So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour ourguide pointed out the new name to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
0 |
| 3 |
Revenge of the blondes
- Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q: What is black and b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Final FBI Test
- There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their final stages of training for...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 5 |
What is God?
- One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn't.He said "God is neithe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
108 |
0.5 |
| 6 |
Blonde Medical Terminology
- ARTERY--The study of fine paintings. BARIUM--What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN--What yoiu are after...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |
| 7 |
Your mama so stupid
- Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
| 8 |
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
- Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 9 |
Insults
- You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 10 |
Airline
- A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 11 |
Duck shopper
- A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom an...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
| 12 |
yo momma
- Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
| 13 |
No rest on this island
- A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 14 |
Yo Mamma so fat...
- YO mamma is so fat...she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
306 |
0 |
| 15 |
A new car.
- One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. "What are you doing, the kid as...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
607 |
0 |
| 16 |
The two bee\'s
- Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going."Really bad," said the secon...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
428 |
0 |
| 17 |
HELP...911
- A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 1...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 18 |
You know you\'re out of college when...
- You know you're out of college when...1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
401 |
0 |
| 19 |
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
- 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual mas...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
117 |
0 |
| 20 |
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
- Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 21 |
Cork it!
- There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
| 22 |
How to give your Cat a Pill.
- 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right fore...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 23 |
If men had a vagina.
- 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
123 |
0 |
| 24 |
Cat's Prayer
- Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
225 |
0 |
| 25 |
The Difference is......
- What's the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?He can always find a girl to blow his pay...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
