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Little Johnny's Lessson - One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What she would do wa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
248 |
0 |
2 |
Dog with no legs - Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
3 |
Wood - Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
0 |
4 |
Candybar Life - Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing be...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
451 |
0 |
5 |
Shellfish Crab - Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster go get the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
6 |
Office Inspirational Posters - Top 20 Sayings We'd Like To See On Those Office Inspirational Posters:1. Rome did not create a great...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
360 |
0 |
7 |
Body parts - Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her cl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
8 |
Little johnny's parents - One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she ask...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
255 |
0 |
9 |
Early retirement - The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They pro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
407 |
0 |
10 |
HillBilly Memories - There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
11 |
Learn how to talk southern - Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC M wangsL I BM R ducksNow have somebody say i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
12 |
Little johnny at school - One day at the end of class little Johnny's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
2.5 |
13 |
Your mom is soooo fat... - Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
277 |
0 |
14 |
Your mom is so fat... - Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
15 |
Woman - What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told her to shut up twice....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
16 |
Affluance - A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
353 |
0 |
17 |
Stinky momma. - Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
226 |
0 |
18 |
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper - Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around ura...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
19 |
FROG - What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what...we DO taste like chicken!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
217 |
0.5 |
20 |
Celebration - A young man walks up and sits at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquires."I want 6 sho...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
236 |
0 |
21 |
Whom To Marry - There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
22 |
Two Black Eyes - Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His work mates were understandably cu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
23 |
If You Love The Lord - The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
24 |
The Duck Hunt - One day a man went hunting for ducks. When he was done he was going to his Chevy and he got a vist f...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
25 |
Colors of Your Sex - If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
1 |