| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Swerve to avoid a box
- |Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
568 |
0 |
| 2 |
Looking into their eyes
- |A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
310 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dealing with criminals
- |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 4 |
Partner takes vacation
- |Signs Your Partner Needs A Vacation9. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.8. He ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
637 |
0 |
| 5 |
New person in prison
- |A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 year...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
236 |
0 |
| 6 |
Wife helps out the cop
- |A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:Man: What's the pr...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 7 |
Catching the shoplifter
- |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
628 |
0 |
| 8 |
He's drunk at the bar
- |One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 9 |
Getting a new deputy
- |The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 10 |
Working in the garden
- |A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the b...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 11 |
Catch a drunk driver
- |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 12 |
Prison Versus Housewives
- |In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three square meals a day and try to ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
265 |
0 |
| 13 |
Lost far from a home
- |A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out.The polite po...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 14 |
Getting in an accident
- |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tr...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dealing with a juggler
- |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 16 |
Should have glasses
- |A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be w...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
298 |
0 |
| 17 |
The reason for running
- |A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed unti...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 18 |
Rookie is on the job
- |A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
239 |
0 |
| 19 |
Try to catch the rabbit
- |The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they ar...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
330 |
0 |
| 20 |
He is extremely drunk
- |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of D...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
237 |
0 |
| 21 |
A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2551 |
0 |
| 22 |
A test for being drunk
- |A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.He goes up to the...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
2649 |
0 |
| 23 |
Breaking into a house
- |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 24 |
Go give us a donation
- |Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked ...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 25 |
Time for the wedding
- |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began,...Read the whole joke |
Police Jokes |
266 |
0 |
