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Children jokes - Mum: From now on your going to have free
school dinners.
Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Son to his father as they watch television:
"Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - A whole family was caught in
a small boat
during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but t...Read the whole joke |
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274 |
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0 - After the baby was baptized,
her
four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat ...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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0 - Little
Johnny's class were on an outing
to their local police station where
they saw pictures,...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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0 - A
schoolteacher was trying to teach her
six-year old class students how
to say the pledge of a...Read the whole joke |
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597 |
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Christmas jokes - What do you give a train driver for
Christmas
?
Platform shoes !...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - What happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule
be happy !...Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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0 - Can I have a broken drum for
Christmas?
The best thing you could have asked for. You can't beat i...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do
you get if you cross Father
Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you call a man who claps at
Christmas
?
Santapplause !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why does Father Christmas like to work in
the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why is a cat on a beach like
Christmas
?
Because they both have "Sandy claws" !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's Father Christmas
called when he
takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What's fat and jolly and runs on eight
wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why does Father Christmas go down
chimneys?
Because they soot him!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
No
you can have turkey like everyone else !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What did the big cracker
say to the
little cracker ?
My pop is bigger than yours !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The
turkey - he's always stuffed !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What bird has wings but cannot
fly
?
Roast turkey !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
cake ?
Your teeth !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do vampires put on their turkey at
Christmas ?
Grave-y !...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It
was looking forward to Christmas!...Read the whole joke |
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286 |
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