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Insect jokes - Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fly....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug....Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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0 - What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story....Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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0 - Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine....Read the whole joke |
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601 |
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5 |
0 - Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin....Read the whole joke |
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269 |
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6 |
0 - What did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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7 |
0 - Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bit...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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8 |
0 - A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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0 - How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter....Read the whole joke |
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267 |
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0 - Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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0 - How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories....Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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0 - One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why ...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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Internet jokes - Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the com...Read the whole joke |
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272 |
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0 - How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch engine....Read the whole joke |
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0 - How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With the church mouse....Read the whole joke |
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280 |
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0 - I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise...Read the whole joke |
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0 - I never thought that the Internet was very
useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope you...Read the whole joke |
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563 |
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0 - I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hum...Read the whole joke |
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215 |
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0 - I use the internet
to tell me what the
weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop o...Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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0 - Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't pay any attention to
me!
Who said that?...Read the whole joke |
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275 |
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0 - So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk li...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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0 - Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
if you have trouble with your homework questions.
P...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
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0 - Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What d...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
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0 - What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they're no...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
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