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| 1 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style Computer scientists hunt elephants using algorithm A: 1. Go...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 2 |
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
- How to hunt elephants -- Lawyer's styleLawyers don't hunt elephants, but they do follow the herdsaro...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
| 3 |
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
- How to Hunt Elephants -- VP StyleWhen the Vice President of R&D tries to hunt elephants, hisstaff wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
| 4 |
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
- What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain's log....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
128 |
0 |
| 5 |
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...
- There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one hotsummer day, when this kid co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 6 |
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
- Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 7 |
If the NSA made toasters...
- If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 8 |
If Sony made toasters...
- If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
| 9 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
- If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
118 |
0 |
| 10 |
If Thinking Machines made toasters...
- If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 11 |
If Timex made toasters...
- If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
| 12 |
If Radio Shack made toasters...
- If Radio Shack made toasters...The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anythingabout it. Yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
| 13 |
If K-Tel sold toasters...
- If K-Tel sold toasters...They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a free set of Ginsu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
197 |
0 |
| 14 |
Grant Bar and Casino
- Grant's Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
239 |
0 |
| 15 |
If god had wanted us to run around naked...
- If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that way....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 16 |
A sign
- WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!(you have to bring your own)...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
- Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody ar...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
233 |
1 |
| 18 |
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
- A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit a friend. He'd never seen a tra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
| 19 |
Diary Entries
- Diary EntriesAUG. 12 Moved to our new home in Ohio. It is so beautiful here. Thehills are so maj...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 20 |
A bar name
- A guy walks into a store and says to the managaer "why doesn't your store have a name", the store ma...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
3786 |
3.625 |
| 21 |
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
- Q: Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?A: Because they fall through the holes in his hands....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
| 22 |
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
- Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw some nails down on the counter and a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0.5 |
| 23 |
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
- Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 24 |
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
- Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
195 |
0 |
| 25 |
What do elephants use for tampoons?
- Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
