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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog... - A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2238 |
0 |
2 |
Lost all my luggage - McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
291 |
0 |
3 |
Drunk walks into elevator... - Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
620 |
0 |
4 |
It's a ladybug - A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
334 |
0 |
5 |
A horrible tragedy - A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2626 |
0 |
6 |
A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked... - A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2256 |
0 |
7 |
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours... - A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
2175 |
0 |
8 |
There was a young Scotsman called Andy... - There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
269 |
0 |
9 |
5 drinks - A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
253 |
0 |
10 |
Drinking problem - Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
251 |
0 |
11 |
Sign of drinking problem - Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
265 |
0 |
12 |
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke |
Drunks |
302 |
0 |
13 |
What goes in and out and smells of piss? - What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
367 |
0 |
14 |
What is brown and has holes in it? - What's brown and has holes in it? - Swiss Shit....Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
252 |
0 |
15 |
An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA... - An Indian gentleman on his first visit to the USA visited the foreignexchange to exchange some Rupee...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2163 |
0 |
16 |
A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of... - A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for materi...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2439 |
0 |
17 |
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? - What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
234 |
0 |
18 |
How do you play Iraqi bingo? - How do you play Iraqi bingo?F18...B52...F18Sent by Onky...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
214 |
0 |
19 |
Guns in a garden - An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison and he didn't know anyone w...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
273 |
0 |
20 |
Greedy Kiwi - This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over the...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
245 |
0 |
21 |
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? - What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A leisure centre....Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
185 |
0 |
22 |
An American was waiting on a London street corner... - An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a g...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2260 |
0 |
23 |
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam... - A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a fine looking hook...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2267 |
0 |
24 |
An American tourist is visiting China... - An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides to inqu...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2369 |
0 |
25 |
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast... - A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However o...Read the whole joke |
Foreigners |
2318 |
1 |