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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Do Elephants Ever Forget? - Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
243 |
0 |
2 |
Elephants and Cell-Phones - Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
269 |
0 |
3 |
I'll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred - Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
257 |
0 |
4 |
A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
44440 |
3.369140625 |
5 |
There are no dogs allowed here - A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
599 |
0 |
6 |
Racoon Joke - Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a car....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
323 |
0 |
7 |
Seeing Eye Dog - A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man'...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
301 |
0 |
8 |
Got Any Grapes? - A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that n...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
310 |
0 |
9 |
Grape and Elephant - Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
430 |
0 |
10 |
Legion Camel #1 - A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pu...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
381 |
0 |
11 |
Legion Camel #2 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
365 |
0 |
12 |
Legion Camel #3 - A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
325 |
0 |
13 |
Moles - A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
315 |
0 |
14 |
elephant sex - Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
363 |
0 |
15 |
King of the Jungle - Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that becau...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
297 |
0 |
16 |
2 jokes - What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck's favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORE...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
114 |
0 |
17 |
Chucky goes to the movies - An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulde...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
1587 |
2.5 |
18 |
The three legged chicken - A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
305 |
0 |
19 |
CHICKEN - Q:Why didn't the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a "chicken"....Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
322 |
0 |
20 |
The Bunny and the Snake - Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
349 |
0 |
21 |
i got a referal - I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of ...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
854 |
0 |
22 |
Toilet - Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party t...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
368 |
0 |
23 |
Daylight savings time - Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. Sh...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
291 |
0 |
24 |
Mom, I'm pregnant! - One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to...Read the whole joke |
April Fools Jokes |
1854 |
2.75 |
25 |
Who is Drunk????? - The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every sub...Read the whole joke |
Bar Jokes |
313 |
0 |