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1 |
Here's your fee schedule - |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
213 |
0 |
2 |
Unreasonable bill - |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
302 |
0 |
3 |
Replacing lab rats with lawyers - |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
267 |
0 |
4 |
You've changed my mind - |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
229 |
0 |
5 |
Some last minute requests - |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How l...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
234 |
0 |
6 |
Get money to heaven - |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
320 |
0 |
7 |
Want to go into space? - |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Ea...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
216 |
0 |
8 |
Brain transplant - |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
9 |
Lawyer's personal injury - |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
264 |
0 |
10 |
A love for material goods - |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2574 |
0 |
11 |
I just managed to settle an account! - |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
12 |
An honest lawyer - |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2367 |
0 |
13 |
Did you make a donation? - |At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
268 |
0 |
14 |
Free haircuts - |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barbe...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
286 |
0 |
15 |
Can I take his place? - |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
215 |
0 |
16 |
Lawyers on a flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
219 |
0 |
17 |
Are you talking to me? - |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1893 |
0 |
18 |
How's business? - |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
19 |
What is his occupation? - |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
256 |
0 |
20 |
What is the oldest profession? - |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
205 |
0 |
21 |
Trying to be impressive - |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
288 |
0 |
22 |
What's your wife's name? - |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
248 |
0 |
23 |
Space photography - |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
334 |
0 |
24 |
Free advice at social affairs? - |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
232 |
0 |
25 |
I want to take money with me - |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
305 |
0 |