| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Driving Violations
- A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes place....The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
679 |
0 |
| 2 |
Two Meaningless Words
- Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
| 3 |
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
- Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
200 |
0 |
| 4 |
To Fry a Peter
- Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
286 |
0 |
| 5 |
Name a...
- Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
344 |
0 |
| 6 |
Name A Fawn...
- Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds, and the new TV season....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
305 |
0 |
| 7 |
Raccoon\'s Will
- Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: "Leave it to Beaver."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
525 |
0 |
| 8 |
English Me This:
- Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
531 |
0 |
| 9 |
CIA Agents and Bathroom
- Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
| 10 |
Smiling Snowman
- Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
| 11 |
Why Birds Fly South
- Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 12 |
I'm Glad I'm A Woman
- I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don't bra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
219 |
0 |
| 13 |
Potential and Reality
- A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
696 |
0 |
| 14 |
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
- 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 15 |
How To Catch A Polar Bear
- How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 16 |
Outhouse On Quicksand?
- Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 17 |
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
- How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
| 18 |
I'm Glad I'm A Man
- I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 19 |
Giving
- The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 20 |
Redneck Poetry
- The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
| 21 |
Two Molecules
- Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 22 |
The Neutron
- A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
2.5 |
| 23 |
Yo Mamma
- Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
| 24 |
Early Birds
- Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
661 |
0 |
| 25 |
Fancy Plate
- This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.Af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
602 |
0 |
