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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Drink to Forget - Sign seen in a bar:"Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
2 |
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent - Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed.Guest: I'll make my own bed....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
3 |
Good Lawyers? - What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good Lawyer knows the law ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
4 |
Smooth Flying - Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Afte...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
5 |
Two Elderly Ladies - Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some time. After inquiri...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
6 |
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember - I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
7 |
Air disaster - Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
695 |
0 |
8 |
You might be from a small town if: - 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
9 |
The massage! - In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
10 |
Microsoft 2000 - Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
11 |
A New Priest - A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes confession. The older priest te...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
12 |
Why did the fish blush? - Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean's bottom....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
13 |
Crossed - What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
14 |
Big Red Truck - There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come pu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
15 |
Flowers - A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see's her husband, and he is carrying ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
16 |
Waiting to be sized - An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind the counter if they sell extra la...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
366 |
0 |
17 |
Bill\'s Death - Did You her Bill Cliton tried to kill himself? Yea he try to O.D. on Viagra and beat himself to deat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
18 |
Glass of water. - Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass full of water and one cup empty?I...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
19 |
Mime in the forest - If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
20 |
One-eyed dinosaur - What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
138 |
0 |
21 |
Mr. Clean - Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
22 |
The Dead Dog - There's a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog called Fido, who's 24, which is very old fo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0.5 |
23 |
Boy & Grandpa - A Little Boy Comes Running Into The Room and Says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can You Make A Sound Like A Fr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
24 |
Redneck Driver\'s License Application - Redneck Driver's License Application...Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.Last name: ____________...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
423 |
0 |
25 |
Redneck\'s Ode To A Valentine - Redneck's Ode to a ValentineKudzu is green. My Dog's name is Blue. And I'm so danged lucky to have a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
399 |
0 |