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1 |
George Bernard Shaw - |While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw was asked what he'd...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
372 |
0 |
2 |
Playing music - |Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven's 9th symphony.However, it being quite h...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
560 |
0 |
3 |
Efficiency - |From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraR...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
344 |
0 |
4 |
May I speak to the conductor - |A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musi...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
299 |
0 |
5 |
Musical jokes - |Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A new age song.Q: What happens if you ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
320 |
0 |
6 |
Any last requests? - |A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and t...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2028 |
0 |
7 |
Top Ten Signs The Concert You're Attending is Not The Real Woodstock - |From "Late Show with David Letterman" on Tuesday, August 9, 199410. It's hosted by Ed McMahon.9. "A...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
796 |
0 |
8 |
Glossary of music terms - |Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. "Y'all sang that real good!"Accidentals: Wrong not...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
362 |
0 |
9 |
How to buy a stero - |1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 1...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
364 |
0 |
10 |
Musician jokes - |Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1 to do it and the other 19 to...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
694 |
0 |
11 |
Where are we? - |Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kri...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
1024 |
2.8125 |
12 |
What's that sound? - |A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins readi...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
388 |
0 |
13 |
Arriving in Heaven - |Arriving in HeavenThree men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, what's ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
2462 |
0 |
14 |
Phone songs - |All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
340 |
0 |
15 |
Mistakes on a resume - |These are from actual resumes: "Personal: I'm married with 9 children. I don't require prescription...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
342 |
0 |
16 |
Play the Office Game - |Here's a way to spice up your office. Pick two or three colleagues and agree to play the Office Gam...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
450 |
0 |
17 |
Identifying wasted time - |TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of you have been ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
338 |
0 |
18 |
Want a day off work? - |So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year av...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
252 |
0 |
19 |
Fun with telemarketers - |What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has mos...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
242 |
0 |
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Have incredible dogs - |Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog ...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
291 |
0 |
21 |
Application rejections - |Baxter ConnersVice PresidentCompany 203203 Wall St.New York, NY 10015Dear Mr. Conners,Thank you for...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
97711 |
0 |
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The resume bloopers - |These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:1. I deman...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
251 |
0 |
23 |
Unique job interviews - |Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corpora...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
294 |
0 |
24 |
Have a life after death - |"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, Sir." the new recr...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
284 |
0 |
25 |
Murphy's work laws - |MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. Don't b...Read the whole joke |
Job/Office Jokes |
329 |
0 |