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Category |
Hits |
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Why Dogs Don't Use Computers - Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. Fetch command not available on all platforms. Hard to re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
2 |
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation - As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
3 |
Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say - Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. You know Pum...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
4 |
Signs You're from New York - You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You secretly envy cabbies ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
5 |
You Know You're Too Stressed If... - You can achieve a "Runner's High" by sitting up. The Sun is too loud. Trees begin to chase you. You ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
6 |
Recalled Christmas Toys - Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook Timothy M...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
268 |
0 |
7 |
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When... - Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels motorcyclists. You've been at work 3 hours b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
201 |
0 |
8 |
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say - What do you mean today's our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just wat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
9 |
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial - You don't recall that line from It's A Wonderful Life saying, "Every time a cash register rings, a c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
165 |
0 |
10 |
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon - Motor Trend never mentioned a "Chevrolet Caca." Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-si...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
11 |
Things Learned From Children - 1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
12 |
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies - 1. No matter what my problem is, it's the fault of someone other than myself, and the appropriate re...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
98 |
0 |
13 |
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary - 10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
115 |
0 |
14 |
Signs someone is using your e-mail - 10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?" 9. One Secret Service a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
15 |
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World - 10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
16 |
A human's chalkboard assignments - This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well. The bel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
376 |
0 |
17 |
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood - by : Tina Mancuso and Paul Coen 10. Watch the bag fill. 9. Hyperventilate. 8. Pull the tube out of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
199 |
0 |
18 |
Books on Tape We Don't Want to Hear - by : Scott Corliss 1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan 2. The Torah as read by Louis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
19 |
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk - 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth. 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
20 |
50 things to do during an exam - You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0 |
21 |
Your co-worker is a computer hacker - 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
22 |
Redneck Working on Computer - Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The monitor is up on blocks....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
23 |
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes - Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
24 |
Yo mama's house is so dirty - Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe h...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
229 |
0 |
25 |
Yo mama's house is so small - Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama h...Read the whole joke |
Yo Mama Jokes |
246 |
0 |